What mom wants when she's dead

Qing Ming is approaching, and smart businessman know what to do to maximize their profit. The battle of creativity never stops since the past few years, with all the cute and hilarious joss paper item on market.

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Mom is quite amazed by the variety of joss paper item she saw during the Qing Ming festival, so she decided to come out with a list of item she wants when she departed to the underworld:

1. FIRST and FOREMOST, branded handbags and accessories… Gucci(s) and LV(s) is a must, Prada(s), Burberry(s) etc are highly appreciated.

2. Passports (with visa) to all the countries around the (under)world.

3. Tons of money to spend, chequebooks and credit cards too, in a sufficient amount.

4. Big bungalow house, MUST HAVE a large garden and fish pond. Kindly attach Maids and Servants.

5. Two Mercs/Porsche with hensem drivers

6. Astro, specifically Astro on Demand.

7. Handphone with high megapixel camera

8. Laptop pre-installed with Skype and MSN so she can continue to webcam with me and my sister O.O

Dear sister, next time we share the budget annually, ok???

p.s: Happy Qing Ming Festival everybody~ ^^

die lahhh

70 days ++ till final exam

and i am terribly not prepared…

DIE LARH!!!!!!!!!

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Truly a masterpiece!!! <3

23 Random Facts About Me

I was tagged by Mark and here’s my version =D

1. I am not a very hardworking person. I tend to be lazy most of the time, ending up slacking off and facebooking while revising (if i DID revise). However, when i choose to do it, i WILL REALLY go and do it bermati-matian. Next time you see blood stains in my room, you knew I was studying.

2. I used to be 95kg while I was 17 years old. That would be one chuck of fat walking on the street. However, the weigh dropped suddenly and tremendously when I was 18 years old into 67kg… I did not do any form of exercise to achieve that… I merely cut down my food intake and taddaaa~ 20kg lost in 6 months~

3. When I’m in primary school, teacher asked everyone to write about ambitions. I remember I wrote that I would not be a lawyer. Currently, I am a law student. FML.

4. I do not usually (or as a matter of fact, I HATE to) watch drama series or movies. In my opinion, it is a waste of time by watching some unrealistic and fake storyline, especially in cases of horror movie… i mean, why would I pay RM10 to scare the shit out of myself??

5. I am an alcoholic, though I can’t drink much. It would only take me 2 sips of beer to make my face turn red, half a cup to make my whole body turn red, and about 1 big bottle of beer to make me drunk.

6. I hate sports. I hate moving around too much because my sweat tends to be very smelly. I hate it. The only sports I would enjoy are those where I won’t sweat (eg: swimming, bowling).

7. I am an introvert person, though I will be crazy when I’m with someone close to me. I am also a person with very limited confidence when doing stuff. These are due to my growing up history, where I was the target of peer bullies.

8. Despite being good at it, i HATE public speaking, especially motivation public speaking. I participated in motivation speaking before, and I knew how fake can some of them. Similarly, despite being good at it, I also hate debating.

9. I got depressed easily due to #7, and I tried suicide before when the depression peaks, which all of them fails (duh!) I swallowed about 36 (3 bars) panadols with beers once, and drank bleach once. All of them never work, but they might be the contributing facts for #2. Whee~

10. I do not usually make friends with any person i met online. Before i really make friend with them, I would first stalk their blog, facebook or otherwise to ensure that they’re a good person. Zach is the first online friend I have ever met in real life. *Zach, be proud!*

11. I cannot donate blood due to my previous (and current) infection of Hepatitus B. However, whenever I tell people I can’t donate blood, they will think that I am scared. ==

12. I prefer compact camera than DSLR camera, for the simple reason that I can’t fit a DSLR into my pocket. >.<

13. I love my friends and I treasures them as part of my entity in life.

14. I hate people who cut queues, bribes, buy pirated CDs, disregard of regulations as well as being rude.

15. I need at least 2 alarm clock to wake me up from sleep; I need at least 3 of them to ENSURE that i am awake from my sleep.

16. I dislike eating fish with bones. Fish that are mostly boneless is ok with me. The reason is because I once had a fish bone stuck in my lungs and the experience removing it wasn’t a good one.

17. I was originally allergic to coffee, as rashes will appear whenever i drink them. However, due to the lack of sleep nowadays, where i NEED coffee to survive the classes, i forced myself to drink coffee, and the allergens had now been significantly reduced. However, my hand will still shake a little whenever i drink coffee. =x

18. I have no view about political issues, simply because I had already lost hope on it. I also hate talking about politic. GAHH… why am i even writing this down?????

19. At age 19, I thought I was great. At age 20, I knew I was great. At age 21, I knew I wasn’t. The trend changes due to certain events happened in my life. I had since learnt that arrogance is the main reason one falls.

20. I am a big spender. I am bad at financial planning. As in really, REALLY BAD. =x

21. I don’t give a damn on what other say about me. I will always be like me, acts like me and sounds like me. Why limit your own self to other’s comment? (In other words, I am a headstrong person) =x

22. I love vegetables. They are healthier and they are green in colour. YAY!~

23. Despite my old age, I have the mentality of a 7 years old~ and I am proud of it!!~ Whee~

Who I’ll tag? Whoever who wanna do this tag~ =D

Quiz~

Guess what is this place?

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p.s: No, it’s not China. It’s local here in Malaysia =.=

白白的

空白白的 白得天又混濁變黑
我算是誰 醒了還在原地
喔白白的 靈魂的石灰很容易碎
落入眼裡 想哭卻沒有眼淚
好想把一切都砸個粉碎
只有你才能給我一絲欣慰

你是無形的傷口
你平白的咬一口
再多的愛也不夠
都不夠 不夠 超完美傷口

空白白的 白天又混濁變黑
怕遇到誰 那無用的安慰
喔白白的 赤裸的心灰很容易碎
落入眼裡 想哭卻沒有眼淚
好想把自己也砸個粉碎
都摧毀才能給我一絲欣慰

你是無形的傷口
你平白的咬一口
再多的愛也不夠
都不夠 不夠 超完美傷口

都不夠 卻還有
都不夠 卻還有

空白白的 我的心灰一碰就碎
只有你才能給我一絲欣慰
你是無形的傷口
你平白的咬一口
再多的愛也不夠
都不夠 不夠 超完美傷口

你是無形的傷口
你平白的咬一口
再多的愛也不夠
都不夠 不夠 超完美傷口