Once upon a time, there’s a sad young little boy with terrible short span of memory.

here’s the sad young little boy

This boy has a dream, and that dream is to get the opportunity to visit many places, experience what he had never experienced before, and to keep these experiences as sweet memories that for sure will make him giggle like crazy when he looks back to them 10 years later.

Since he was a kid, he worked very hard to achieve his dream, by studying hard and being a good boy. He do not smoke, he do not club that often, he do not do drugs (it’s illegal, duh!)… He did everything he could in order to be the good boy in the family which will make his mom happy. Because he knew very well that only by being a good boy, his mom will bring him to places on weekends or holidays…

After years of effort in securing his mother’s trust as the best son of hers (she had only one son btw), she started to bring him to places. The first place he  remembered going would be a KFC restaurant. He was then 7 years old.

 

It was his first time eating stuff other than the ordinary meal served by his mom. Chicken never felt so good, he literally had orgasm(s) towards chicken that night.

When he reached 8, his parents bought him to Australia.

That was the first time he crossed the border of the country and went to another piece of land. The funny part is, despite having exposure on English for merely 1 year (he was standard 2 then), he was one of the main translator in this trip in the family as his parents can’t speak English. He remembered where the family got lost in the airport, rushing for a plane back to Malaysia. So, he asked for direction from a pilot (i have no idea how and why a pilot)… After 37 minutes of conversing, the pilot pointed a way, the family follow the way, board the plane and reaches Vietnam instead.

 

Despite the bad experience and the troubles he got himself into, he enjoyed the trip as to how he get to see different things that he don’t see normally. The hair of little girls over there is blond instead of black, their face features are sharper and they speaks in a language that resemble a chicken’s.

However, the mother wasn’t really happy over the accident mentioned above, hence she suspended him from further overseas trips which she made it exclusive just for herself and her husband. Since then, the married couple happily went to Egypt, England, Italy, France, South Africa etc… and his son just stayed at home watching Power Rangers fighting monsters.

Due to the inactivity of his brain on interaction with the outer world, he developed the short term memory mentioned at the beginning, and had eventually lost his interest in going places (but he still had the chicken orgasm whenever he saw KFC).

Around 2004 when he was 16 years old, the suspension were withdrew and the mother brought him to Japan.

The family went to Korea in 2005, when he was 17.

sorry, i couldn’t found a picture that represent Korea better than this >.<

The boy eventually fall in love with travelling again. Things goes better when he eventually got his camera (his mom’s second hand camera) and started to camwhore whenever he got the chance / whenever he went to places.

the boy camwhoring when visiting cameron highland

 
camwhore the flag when he visits Taiwan

other than travelling, he also camwhore foods that gives him orgasm.

 

these was just few of them…

…and these photo proved to be useful whenever the boy feels like looking back at what he had done, and these photos never fails to amuse him. There goes a saying: a picture speaks a thousands words. One look of those picture will bring back endless memories he and his beloved camera had together…

the boy and the camera sharing a lollipop moment together

The problem is… due to his short term memory, he cannot remember anything that happened before he got his camera! Ask him about his trip to Japan or Korea, he remembered nothing except for the jet lag! And now he’s confused… It’s as if he had lost his memory prior to 2008. His memory seems to start only from the day he get his camera.

Therefore, he had always wished to go back to Japan once more in order to snap all the pictures he wanted with his beloved and trusted camera, capturing the moment of his life and store it under D Drive of his laptop. Even just for 1 day! 1 single day will suffice. So he went searching in the newspaper for trips to Japan, specifically for Disneyland. The fees makes him dropped his jaw. He looked at his pocket and counted all the money he has got.

 
He has got approximately RM2.70… and he still need to save money for his 3rd year’s studies of degree in the UK

This is when the sound effect of a glass crashing comes in. *crash sound*

Having said so, he still holds on to his dream strongly. He really wish that someone with a heart of an angel will turn up and provides him with all the money he need in order to visit Japan once more.

In 2010, the year of tiger, the angel appears.

 
The TIGERS!

Now that the angels is here… the boy are for sure grabbing opportunity to get the angels before they fly away… RUN JASON RUN! RUN TOWARDS A TRIP TO JAPAN!!! =D

[Update: 29/1/2010] I’m selected to participate for the run! whee~