1. We study with advanced technology

• Instead of the old style paper and pen, the whole class is using computer to take down notes in lecture.

 
Same brand and colour some more!

2. We study but we also have fun screwing each other once in a while

• Believe it or not, it is a very good method to distress ourselves.

 
and the girls always scores better than the boys

3. We study until we are very stressed

• We were so stressed, we made sure we got our face stick to our textbooks and materials all the time

and that’s how we stick it to our face

4. We study until we become sick

• Not to be confused with H1N1, just the ordinary flu and fever.

 
and no, it’s not H3N2 either

5. We study until we became crazy

• Like what my facebook says, university students under stress do the craziest things

 
for example, ss-ing oneself blowing a chewing gum in class

6. We study until we got excited whenever we sees red

dunno why, but we just love red

7. We study until we become camera shy

• Applicable to those that are not so narcissistic only

very, very camera shy

and very pink also