After some time I didn’t get to see my parents, my mom finally have a chance to had a long chat with me. (5 minutes is considered long, isn’t it?)

M: How is work today?

C: Good. I go work and came home alive.

M: Later 10 o’clock I’ll call you to come downstairs to have abalone soup, ok?

(i wrote this for my sister, wuakakaka)

C: Ok.

M: Will you come back for dinner tomorrow?

C: Hmm… No wor… i got meeting on Tuesday and Wednesday. Friday i got class and Saturday i gotta go watch Wilayah performance.

M: How about Sunday?

C: Hmm, ok lo. Book with you first. (Takes out phone to record appointment) Maybe moving away and banana will come over.

M: Great! How are they doing?

C: They are still alive.

M: How is moving away? Got boyfriend already?

C: Dunno o… But she ask me to bring her to saloon, perhaps…

M: How about banana? Got girlfriend already?

(OK, it’s pretty obvious that my mom’s trying to find topic to make the conversation longer)

C: Err, no gua.

M: Don’t have girl chase her meh?

C: No wor.

(5 second silent)

M: How about you?

C: har?

M: Do you have a girlfriend?

C: ???(wtf)

M: Have you started to plan for your future? At what age you want to get a girlfriend and get marry?

C: Why?

M: Because you’re going to get marry someday. Faster get a girlfriend and get marry so that I’ll get a grandson to play with.

C: Oh, ok.

M: When? When will you go get a girlfriend?

C: At the age of 70.

M: @#&*!%$…

I mean, come on. I’m not even 21 yet and my mom is urging me to get marry already!

Can you imagine, if this is me:

See what i mean? Wouldn’t it look weird????

YES. It’s weird. W-E-I-R-D.