the flower that make IM popular
i know ICQ is a bit old and outdated already. the last time i used ICQ is when i'm still a NOOB in the internet. from my fading memory (old ppl tends to forgot things quickly) i remember that i used to log on to Yahoo! Messenger, ICQ and MSN Messenger (now called Windows Messenger), all 3 of the IM on the same time. now come to think of it, no wonder my computer (pentium II running Window ME) was so slow.
back to the topic, when i was around form 1/2, around 2002 like that, when the ICQ is still something like this:
yup, around 2002/03, i used to do something mischieving. (grin)
one day, my smallest aunt (my good friend at the time) were asked to go out for a date by an unknown guy she meet in ICQ. after meeting with him (a guy named Freddie), she almost puke her dinner out when she reach home, due to his looks and the "act smart" attitude. so she decide to "ditch" him. unfortunatly, he keep on bugging my aunt.
so, my aunt asked me for a "revenge plan".
here goes my brilliant plan:
1. create a fake online profile
2. fool him to believe that the fake profile is falling for his prey
3. ffk at all the "dates"
so i started by creating a whole new ICQ account, just for this purpose. i was cracking my head when come to think of a name for this "girl". hmm, i need a name that sounds sweet, lovely and gentle. after much effort, the name Cindy were used.
the second step is to add him into Cindy's ICQ account. come to think of it, it's quite funny/wierd when the whole list have only one friend. But this pays off when Cindy and Freddie started to become "close".
Freddie: hi, a/s/l?
Cindy: hmm? what is asl?
Cindy: sorry, i'm new in ICQ.
Freddie: ic
Freddie: a/s/l is age/sex/live
Cindy: oic
Cindy: i'm 16/female/petaling jaya
and there goes the conversation, i'm so pro in act innocent XD
then, the day has come, it's time for step 3.
Cindy: i've got my body measured today
Freddie: ?
Cindy: you know, body measurement.
Cindy: in cantonese called 3 wei.
Freddie: ic
Freddie: how much is your 3 wei.
then i gave a number which i forgotten. then he replied.
Freddie: hey! you wanna come out and meet someday?
Cindy: my mom say don't go out with stranger that i met online.
Freddie: i'm no stranger, i'm your friend that you know online.
then i pura-pura give in and ajak him out for a date at mid valley.
and then... step 4...
FFK!
WUAKAKAKA!
i'm so evil! i think i made him waited for me at mid valley! hey, dun blame me. he's the loser at the first place. i once went out with him (as the nephew of my aunt, not as Cindy), he is REALLY a loser man, always act yeng and smart. beh tahan.
so the conclusion is...
...ICQ is dying because there's a Cindy that spoilts it's name XD
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